#Wife

"I love my wife. We FaceTime and we talk on the phone and she travels to come see me when she can. But she works as well. But we see each other a lot more than people would think, though, because we make it happen and we love each other so much."

"My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving."

"I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way."

"I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked."

"There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it."

"I cannot say for certain if there is such a thing as love at first sight, but I do know that the moment I first glimpsed Winnie Nomzamo, I knew that I wanted to have her as my wife."

"You will never find the real truth among people that are insecure or have egos to protect. Truth over time becomes either guarded or twisted as their perspective changes; it changes with the seasons of their shame, love, hope or pride."

"A happy wife is a happy life."

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me."

"The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?"

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife."

"My mother hoped I would meet a nice doctor or barrister or accountant who would marry me and take me to live in what is now called Fashionable Dublin Four. But she felt that this was a vain hope. I was a bit loud to make a nice professional wife, and anyway, I was too keen on spending my holidays in far flung places to meet any of these people."

"I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed."

"My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you."