More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."