More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."