More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."