More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."