More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
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"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More