"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."
"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."