"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."
"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."
"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."