Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."

"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."

"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."