Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."

Share this quote

More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More