Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."