Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."
"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."
"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."
"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."