More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
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"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."
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"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More
"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Read More