Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."

"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."

"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."