More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."