More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."