It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."