More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."