More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."