More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."