"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."