More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."
"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."