More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"
"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."