Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoa... - Beryl Dov

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."