More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."