Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women li... - Janet Evanovich

"We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes."

"[Ranger] "How's your mental health?"he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled.""I have a cure."Oh, boy.He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking,"he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work.""I knew that."He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad."I did. God help me."

"Nice dress. Take it off."

"Babe!"

"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."