More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."
"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."