My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in lo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."

"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."

"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."

"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."