More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."