More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true."
"I like eating extra-virgin coconut oil. That’s like super non-fucked coconut oil."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."