More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."