More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party."