I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."