More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."