Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks i... - Beryl Dov

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."