"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."
"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."