More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."