Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they a... - Cassandra Clare
"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."
"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."
"Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually,"replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that."
"I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain."
"We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull."
"I guess it’s true what they say,"observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass,"said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches."
"If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don't"