I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you... - Cassandra Clare

"We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull."

"Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually,"replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that."

"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."

"Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually,"Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working."

"It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl."