"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."