More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."