Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind! - James Patterson
"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"
"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"
"A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night"
"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"
"It's been said that love finds you when you're ready."
"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."
"They call me, The Sharkalator"