Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizo... - Beryl Dov
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."