More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."