What if guns shot clouds, rather than bullets? Then they’d n... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What if guns shot clouds, rather than bullets? Then they’d not only be peaceful, but they’d be delayed water guns. Is there a Nobel Farm Prize?"

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