"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."