"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."