More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I sold ten bags of hellos for five bags of goodbyes. I’d say that’s a good profit. Or it was, before I blew all my goodbyes on ex lovers."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s furry and purring. Happy Cuddle-with-your-cat Day!"
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."