Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The summer temperature outside was 45 degrees, so I turned 45 degrees and went right back inside. It was so cold outside because that’s where all her love for me was."

"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."

"I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach."

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."

"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."