More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."