More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."
"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."