Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing abo... - Beryl Dov

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."