More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."