More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."