More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."