More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."
"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."